{"product_id":"2026-calendar-for-women","title":"The 2026 Fuck It Again™ Wall Calendar","description":"\u003cdiv style=\"max-width: 650px; margin: 0 auto; padding: 25px; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Arial, sans-serif; color: #111; line-height: 1.6; border: 1px solid #EAEAEA; border-radius: 8px;\" class=\"product-details-container\"\u003e\n\n    \u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center; padding: 15px; margin-bottom: 25px; border: 2px solid #cc0000; border-radius: 6px;\"\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-weight: bold; font-size: 1.2em; color: #cc0000; margin: 0;\"\u003e\n            🔥 \u003cspan style=\"color: #006400;\"\u003eBEST-SELLER RE-RELEASE!\u003c\/span\u003e 2025 version sold out! Limited Pre-Order Now!\n        \u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size: 1.1em; color: #444; margin-bottom: 20px;\"\u003e\n        \u003cspan style=\"font-weight: bold;\"\u003eSassy, bold, and unapologetically real\u003c\/span\u003e—this wall calendar is back for another year of brutal honesty. Following the best-selling 2025 version, the \u003cspan style=\"color: #006400; font-weight: bold;\"\u003eFuck It Again – 2026 Calendar\u003c\/span\u003e delivers even sharper wit and more sarcastic charm. Each month brings you a new unapologetic reminder that you’re not alone in being completely over it.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n        \u003cimg alt=\"Calendar Image 1\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0596\/7986\/6958\/files\/Group_1_-_Fuck_It_Calendar_1.jpg?v=1763637033\" style=\"max-width: 100%; height: auto; display: block; margin: 15px auto;\"\u003e\n    \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n    \u003cdiv style=\"margin-top: 30px; margin-bottom: 30px; padding: 20px; border-left: 4px solid #006400; border-radius: 4px; border: 1px solid #ddd;\"\u003e\n        \u003ch3 style=\"color: #006400; font-size: 1.5em; margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 15px; font-weight: bold;\"\u003eFor Every Woman Who's Had Enough\u003c\/h3\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size: 1.1em; color: #444; margin-bottom: 15px;\"\u003e\n            This calendar isn't for everyone. It’s for the woman juggling a dozen deadlines, the one smiling through a painfully long meeting, the one who’s tired of being told to \"stay positive.\" It’s for the friend who texts you \"OMG I'm so done\" at least once a day. It’s for \u003cspan style=\"font-weight: bold; color: #cc0000;\"\u003eyou\u003c\/span\u003e.\n            \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n            \u003cimg alt=\"Calendar Image 2\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0596\/7986\/6958\/files\/Group_4_-_Fuck_It_Calendar_1.jpg?v=1763637033\" style=\"max-width: 100%; height: auto; display: block; margin: 15px auto;\"\u003e\n        \u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size: 1.1em; color: #444; margin: 0;\"\u003e\n            This is your permission slip to embrace the chaos, laugh at the absurdity, and reclaim your sanity—one beautifully sarcastic month at a time.\n        \u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n    \u003chr style=\"border: 0; border-top: 2px solid #006400; margin: 25px 0;\"\u003e\n\n    \u003ch3 style=\"color: #006400; text-align: center; font-size: 1.5em; margin-top: 0; font-weight: bold; padding-bottom: 10px; border-bottom: 1px solid #ddd;\"\u003eChoose Your Rebellious Style\u003c\/h3\u003e\n    \u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center; margin-bottom: 30px; display: flex; justify-content: space-around; flex-wrap: wrap;\"\u003e\n        \u003cdiv style=\"width: 45%; min-width: 250px; margin-bottom: 20px;\"\u003e\n            \u003ch4 style=\"color: #cc0000; text-decoration: underline; font-size: 1.3em; margin-top: 10px;\"\u003eCover A (Classic)\u003c\/h4\u003e\n            \u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0596\/7986\/6958\/files\/gkow_1.png?v=1763618683\" alt=\"Cover A\" style=\"max-width: 100%; height: auto; border: 1px solid #006400; border-radius: 4px;\"\u003e\n        \u003c\/div\u003e\n        \u003cdiv style=\"width: 45%; min-width: 250px; margin-bottom: 20px;\"\u003e\n            \u003ch4 style=\"color: #cc0000; text-decoration: underline; font-size: 1.3em; margin-top: 10px;\"\u003eCover B (Minimalist)\u003c\/h4\u003e\n            \u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0596\/7986\/6958\/files\/gkow_2.png?v=1763618683\" alt=\"Cover B\" style=\"max-width: 100%; height: auto; border: 1px solid #006400; border-radius: 4px;\"\u003e\n        \u003c\/div\u003e\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n    \u003ch3 style=\"color: #006400; font-size: 1.5em; border-bottom: 2px solid #006400; padding-bottom: 5px; font-weight: bold;\"\u003eFEATURES: (Reasons to Say \"F*ck It\")\u003c\/h3\u003e\n    \u003cul style=\"list-style: none; padding-left: 0; font-size: 1.1em;\"\u003e\n        \u003cli style=\"line-height: 1.8; margin-bottom: 15px;\"\u003e\n            \u003cspan style=\"font-weight: bold; color: #cc0000;\"\u003e✓ 13 Pages of Sass\u003c\/span\u003e – Includes a bold cover + 12 monthly pages filled with hilarious, relatable quotes.\u003c\/li\u003e\n        \u003cli style=\"line-height: 1.8; margin-bottom: 15px;\"\u003e\n            \u003cspan style=\"font-weight: bold; color: #cc0000;\"\u003e✓ Double the Fun\u003c\/span\u003e – Every month features a main quote + a sidekick quote. Twice the sarcasm, twice the laughs.\u003c\/li\u003e\n        \u003cli style=\"line-height: 1.8; margin-bottom: 15px;\"\u003e\n            \u003cspan style=\"font-weight: bold; color: #cc0000;\"\u003e✓ Unique Design\u003c\/span\u003e – Minimalist doodles and bold typography that pop on your wall.\u003c\/li\u003e\n        \u003cli style=\"line-height: 1.8; margin-bottom: 15px;\"\u003e\n            \u003cspan style=\"font-weight: bold; color: #cc0000;\"\u003e✓ Everyday Therapy\u003c\/span\u003e – The perfect daily reminder that \"f*ck it\" is sometimes the only answer.\u003c\/li\u003e\n        \u003cli style=\"line-height: 1.8; margin-bottom: 0;\"\u003e\n            \u003cspan style=\"font-weight: bold; color: #cc0000;\"\u003e✓ Perfect Gift Idea\u003c\/span\u003e – A funny, empowering, and cheeky gift for friends, sisters, coworkers, or yourself.\n            \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n            \u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0596\/7986\/6958\/files\/Group_5_-_Fuck_It_Calendar_1.jpg?v=1763637033\" alt=\"Calendar Image 3\" style=\"max-width: 100%; height: auto; display: block; margin: 15px auto;\"\u003e\n        \u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n    \u003chr style=\"border: 0; border-top: 1px dashed #006400; margin: 25px 0;\"\u003e\n\n    \u003ch3 style=\"color: #006400; font-size: 1.5em; border-bottom: 2px solid #006400; padding-bottom: 5px; font-weight: bold;\"\u003eA Glimpse of the Quotes: Embrace the Chaos\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\n    \u003cdiv style=\"margin-bottom: 30px;\"\u003e\n        \u003ch4 style=\"font-weight: bold; font-size: 1.2em; color: #cc0000; margin-top: 20px;\"\u003e🍾 JANUARY\u003c\/h4\u003e\n        \u003cul style=\"list-style-type: '🖕'; padding-left: 20px; font-size: 1.05em; font-weight: normal; color: #333;\"\u003e\n            \u003cli style=\"line-height: 1.8;\"\u003e“New year, same old shit. Whatever.”\u003c\/li\u003e\n            \u003cli style=\"line-height: 1.8;\"\u003e“Resolutions? Fuck that—I’m just trying to wake up on time.”\u003c\/li\u003e\n        \u003c\/ul\u003e\n        \u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center; margin: 20px 0;\"\u003e\n            \u003cimg style=\"max-width: 100%; height: auto; border-radius: 4px; border: 1px solid #ddd;\" alt=\"January Calendar Page Example\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.wshopon.com\/image\/4103590014bf07283ea7d0d9addeb50b209e9825.jpeg\"\u003e\n        \u003c\/div\u003e\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n    \u003cdiv style=\"margin-bottom: 30px;\"\u003e\n        \u003ch4 style=\"font-weight: bold; font-size: 1.2em; color: #cc0000; margin-top: 20px;\"\u003e💔 FEBRUARY\u003c\/h4\u003e\n        \u003cul style=\"list-style-type: '💔'; padding-left: 20px; font-size: 1.05em; font-weight: normal; color: #333;\"\u003e\n            \u003cli style=\"line-height: 1.8;\"\u003e“Roses are red, love is a mess, chocolate is cheaper—so fuck the rest.”\u003c\/li\u003e\n            \u003cli style=\"line-height: 1.8;\"\u003e“Cupid can fuck off, I’ll take wine instead.”\u003c\/li\u003e\n        \u003c\/ul\u003e\n        \u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center; margin: 20px 0;\"\u003e\n            \u003cimg style=\"max-width: 100%; height: auto; border-radius: 4px; border: 1px solid #ddd;\" alt=\"February Calendar Page Example\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.wshopon.com\/image\/ba3142b0559f8065f505c6e269079f4825a33128.jpeg\"\u003e\n        \u003c\/div\u003e\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n    \n    \u003cdiv style=\"margin-bottom: 30px;\"\u003e\n        \u003ch4 style=\"font-weight: bold; font-size: 1.2em; color: #cc0000; margin-top: 20px;\"\u003e😴 SEPTEMBER\u003c\/h4\u003e\n        \u003cul style=\"list-style-type: '😴'; padding-left: 20px; font-size: 1.05em; font-weight: normal; color: #333;\"\u003e\n            \u003cli style=\"line-height: 1.8;\"\u003e“Back to work? Fuck that—I’m still in bed.”\u003c\/li\u003e\n            \u003cli style=\"line-height: 1.8;\"\u003e“Emails can wait—naps are non-negotiable.”\u003c\/li\u003e\n        \u003c\/ul\u003e\n        \u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center; margin: 20px 0;\"\u003e\n            \u003cimg style=\"max-width: 100%; height: auto; border-radius: 4px; border: 1px solid #ddd;\" alt=\"September Calendar Page Example\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.wshopon.com\/image\/b620c7d055c29b7b3476ea23a311db3134bd6aba.jpeg\"\u003e\n        \u003c\/div\u003e\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n    \n    \u003cdiv style=\"margin-bottom: 30px;\"\u003e\n        \u003ch4 style=\"font-weight: bold; font-size: 1.2em; color: #cc0000; margin-top: 20px;\"\u003e🍾 DECEMBER\u003c\/h4\u003e\n        \u003cul style=\"list-style-type: '🍾'; padding-left: 20px; font-size: 1.05em; font-weight: normal; color: #333;\"\u003e\n            \u003cli style=\"line-height: 1.8;\"\u003e“Survived another year. Still tired. Still fabulous. Fuck it.”\u003c\/li\u003e\n            \u003cli style=\"line-height: 1.8;\"\u003e“My New Year’s resolution? Same as last year—fuck all of them.”\u003c\/li\u003e\n        \u003c\/ul\u003e\n        \u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center; margin: 20px 0;\"\u003e\n            \u003cimg style=\"max-width: 100%; height: auto; border-radius: 4px; border: 1px solid #ddd;\" alt=\"December Calendar Page Example\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.wshopon.com\/image\/1267b97dc7c70e5e5d525bb07575d233dd7601dc.jpeg\"\u003e\n        \u003c\/div\u003e\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n    \u003chr style=\"border: 0; border-top: 2px solid #006400; margin: 25px 0;\"\u003e\n\n    \u003ch3 style=\"color: #006400; font-size: 1.5em; border-bottom: 2px solid #006400; padding-bottom: 5px; font-weight: bold;\"\u003eDETAILS: (What You Get)\u003c\/h3\u003e\n    \u003cul style=\"list-style-type: disc; padding-left: 20px; font-size: 1.05em; color: #333; font-weight: normal;\"\u003e\n        \u003cli style=\"line-height: 1.8; margin-bottom: 5px;\"\u003e\n            \u003cspan style=\"font-weight: bold; color: #006400;\"\u003eFormat:\u003c\/span\u003e Wall calendar\u003c\/li\u003e\n        \u003cli style=\"line-height: 1.8; margin-bottom: 5px;\"\u003e\n            \u003cspan style=\"font-weight: bold; color: #006400;\"\u003eSize:\u003c\/span\u003e approx. 8.5 × 11 inches (standard US wall calendar size)\u003c\/li\u003e\n        \u003cli style=\"line-height: 1.8; margin-bottom: 5px;\"\u003e\n            \u003cspan style=\"font-weight: bold; color: #006400;\"\u003ePages:\u003c\/span\u003e 13 (Cover + 12 months)\u003c\/li\u003e\n        \u003cli style=\"line-height: 1.8; margin-bottom: 5px;\"\u003e\n            \u003cspan style=\"font-weight: bold; color: #006400;\"\u003eStyle:\u003c\/span\u003e Bold typography with hand-drawn doodles\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n    \u003chr style=\"border: 0; border-top: 1px dashed #006400; margin: 25px 0;\"\u003e\n\n    \u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center; padding: 20px; border-radius: 6px; border: 2px solid #cc0000;\"\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-weight: bold; font-size: 1.2em; color: #cc0000; margin-bottom: 15px;\"\u003e\n            🙌 A perfect gift for yourself or your \"I'm so done\" friend.\n        \u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size: 1.3em; font-weight: bold; margin: 0;\"\u003e\n            Click on “\u003cspan style=\"color: #006400; text-decoration: underline;\"\u003eADD TO CART\u003c\/span\u003e” to pre-order and get your \u003cspan style=\"color: #cc0000;\"\u003eexclusive mood outlet\u003c\/span\u003e now!\n        \u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"FB-LX","offers":[{"title":"🔥Buy 2 \/ 🔥Cover A","offer_id":47558040748257,"sku":"x-rl2-A-2","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"🔥Buy 2 \/ Cover B","offer_id":47558040781025,"sku":"x-rl2-B-2","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Buy 1 \/ 🔥Cover A","offer_id":47558040813793,"sku":"x-rl2-A-1","price":18.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Buy 1 \/ Cover B","offer_id":47558040846561,"sku":"x-rl2-B-1","price":18.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Buy 3 \/ 🔥Cover A","offer_id":47558040879329,"sku":"x-rl2-A-3","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Buy 3 \/ Cover B","offer_id":47558040912097,"sku":"x-rl2-B-3","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0709\/6421\/6033\/files\/Group_1_-_Fuck_It_Calendar_1.jpg?v=1764575453","url":"https:\/\/coreautogear.com\/products\/2026-calendar-for-women","provider":"Coreautogear","version":"1.0","type":"link"}